The Knight Who Talked to the Dragon

Sir Edmund had ridden three days to deal with the dragon terrorizing Millbrook village. He arrived...
Moral: Try talking before fighting. You might find there's no fight to be had.
Sir Edmund had ridden three days to deal with the dragon terrorizing Millbrook village. He arrived with a shining lance, polished armor, and a very stirring speech about bravery he'd been practicing the whole journey. He found the dragon sitting on a hill outside the village, looking miserable. The dragon had burnt down a barn, true. But not, as it turned out, on purpose. "I sneezed," the dragon explained, when Sir Edmund surprised everyone by sitting down and asking what had happened. "I have a cold and I sneezed and the barn just... went up." "People are frightened of you," Sir Edmund said. "I know," the dragon said, her name was Mira, looking at her enormous scaled feet. "I tried to say sorry but every time I opened my mouth people ran away." Sir Edmund considered this. He looked at Mira. He looked at the village. He thought about his lance. "If I could get the villagers to listen," he said, "would you promise to keep any future sneezes aimed at the lake?" Mira nodded so vigorously her smoke rings wobbled. Sir Edmund went back to the village and told them exactly what he'd found. At first nobody believed him. But Widow Hatch, whose barn had burned, was more pragmatic than most. "If she's willing to help rebuild," she said, "she can sneeze at every lake in the valley as far as I'm concerned." Mira was strong and could lift heavy beams that would have taken a dozen men. The barn was rebuilt in two days. The village held a small celebration, a little awkwardly at first, but Mira was so clearly delighted just to be included that everyone warmed up quickly. Sir Edmund rode home with no stories of battles won. Instead he had a story that surprised every knight who heard it. "You didn't fight her?" they said. "Didn't need to," said Sir Edmund. "I just listened first." That, they all eventually agreed, was rather more impressive.










